Random Axe of Kindness

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Random Axe of Kindness
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Damage Type:  Slashing
Wielding:  Two-Handed
Attack Speed:  Slothful


Contents

Attributes:

The name and the look are fixed. The joke ending is one of the weapon suffixes. That ending is what sets the primaries.

The rest of the stats roll and do not show up in the name.

  • Reflect: melee reflection, ranged reflection, or both. Random.
  • Element / damage type: fire, ice, shadow, divine, poison, crushing, or a mix. Random.
  • Resists: a random pair or triple from divine, fire, ice, poison, and shadow.
  • Crit: crit chance or crit damage. Random.

It is unknown how many different varieties exist. The same ending can still drop with different rolls underneath.

It is unknown how many different varieties of this particular mythic item exist. Some of the Mythic items in this series may have the same name but different attributes.

Listed below, are the varieties known to exist:


Random Axe of Kindness as Seen on TV

  • + Strength
  • + Endurance
  • + % Melee Critical Hit Chance
  • + % Melee Damage Reflection
  • + % Ranged Damage Reflection
  • + Damage per Second to Slashing Attacks
  • + Shadow Damage Resistance
  • + Divine Damage Resistance
  • + Divine Damage per Second to Weapon Attacks


Random Axe of Kindness as Seen on TV

  • + Strength
  • + Endurance
  • + % Melee Critical Hit Chance
  • + % Melee Damage Reflection
  • + Damage per Second to Slashing Attacks
  • + Shadow Damage Resistance
  • + Shadow Damage per Second to Weapon Attack
  • + Divine Damage Resistance


Random Axe of Kindness (Batteries Not Included)

  • +Strength
  • +Agility
  • +Intellect
  • + % Melee Critical Hit Chance
  • + % Melee Damage Reflection
  • + % Ranged Damage Reflection
  • + Poison Damage Resistance
  • + Shadow Damage per Second to Weapon Attack
  • + Divine Damage Resistance


Random Axe of Kindness (External Use Only!)

  • + Agility
  • + % Melee Critical Hit Chance
  • + % Ranged Damage Reflection
  • + Damage per Second to Slashing Attacks
  • + Fire Damage Resistance
  • + Divine Damage per Second to Weapon Attack


Random Axe of Kindness (May Contain Small Parts)

  • + Agility
  • + Endurance
  • + % Melee Critical Hit Chance
  • + % Melee Damage Reflection
  • + % Ranged Damage Reflection
  • + Ice Damage Resistance
  • + Shadow Damage Resistance
  • + Divine Damage per Second to Weapon Attack


Random Axe of Kindness (Not Dishwasher Safe)

  • + Strength
  • + % Melee Critical Hit Chance
  • + % Ranged Damage Reflection
  • + Ice Damage Resistance
  • + Poison Damage Resistance
  • + Shadow Damage per Second to Weapon Attack


Random Axe of Kindness (Not to be Used as a Personal Floatation Device)

  • + Strength
  • + Agility
  • + % Melee Critical Hit Chance
  • + % Melee Damage Reflection
  • + % Ranged Damage Reflection
  • + Fire Damage Resistance
  • + Ice Damage Resistance
  • + Shadow Damage per Second to Weapon Attack