Rainbow items keep a fixed base name. A rolled copy can also pick up one of these joke endings. The same ending always means the same bonus on that kind of gear. Brilliance (Do Not Remove Label) is just Brilliance plus the fighter-armor ending.
See Modifiers for how ordinary green / blue / yellow / purple names are stacked, and Name Descriptors for the Superior last word.
Weapons
| Name ending | Where it sits | Bonus |
|---|
| (External Use Only!) | after the name | + Agility |
| for a Limited Time Only | after the name | + Agility |
| (Wash Hands After Use) | after the name | + Endurance |
| (Read Warning Label Before Use) | after the name | + Endurance |
| (Shake Well Before Using) | after the name | + Intellect |
| (Avoid Prolonged Use) | after the name | + Intellect |
| (Store in Balmy Location) | after the name | + Intellect |
| (Not Dishwasher Safe) | after the name | + Strength |
| (May Be Harmful if Swallowed) | after the name | + Strength |
| (May Cause Kankles) | after the name | + Strength |
| (May Contain Small Parts) | after the name | + Agility, + Endurance |
| (Look Before Swinging) | after the name | + Agility, + Endurance |
| with Great Vengeance and Furious Anger | after the name | + Agility, + Intellect |
| (Professional Use Only) | after the name | + Agility, + Intellect |
| (Not to be Used as a Personal Floatation Device) | after the name | + Agility, + Strength |
| +11.4 | after the name | + Agility, + Strength |
| (May Cause Excitement) | after the name | + Endurance, + Intellect |
| (Keep Out of Reach of Gnomes) | after the name | + Endurance, + Intellect |
| as Seen on TV | after the name | + Endurance, + Strength |
| with Improved Ergonomic Handle | after the name | + Endurance, + Strength |
| (Long Lasting) | after the name | + Endurance, + Strength |
| (Contains Preservatives) | after the name | + Intellect, + Strength |
| (May Contain Traces of Nuts) | after the name | + Agility, + Endurance, + Intellect |
| (Mostly Hormone Free) | after the name | + Agility, + Endurance, + Intellect |
| (Avoid Prolonged Contact with Face) | after the name | + Agility, + Endurance, + Strength |
| (Batteries Not Included) | after the name | + Agility, + Intellect, + Strength |
| (For Use on Monsters Only) | after the name | + Endurance, + Intellect, + Strength |
Fighter armor
| Name ending | Where it sits | Bonus |
|---|
| (May Catch Fire and Explode) | after the name | + Endurance |
| (May Irritate Eyes) | after the name | + Endurance, + Strength |
| (For Best Results, Equip) | after the name | + Agility, + Endurance |
| (Do Not Remove Label) | after the name | + Endurance, + Strength |
| (For Trained Personnel Only) | after the name | + Agility, + Endurance |
Ranger armor
| Name ending | Where it sits | Bonus |
|---|
| (Hand Wash Only) | after the name | + Agility, + Endurance |
| (Machine Washable) | after the name | + Agility, + Intellect |
| (Dry Clean Only) | after the name | + Agility, + Endurance |
| (Do Not Iron) | after the name | + Agility, + Intellect |
| (Handle With Care) | after the name | + Agility |
| (Not Suitable for Adults) | after the name | + Agility, + Intellect |
| (Refrigerate After Opening) | after the name | + Agility, + Endurance |
Mage armor
| Name ending | Where it sits | Bonus |
|---|
| (Patent Pending) | after the name | + Intellect |
| (Do Not Ingest) | after the name | + Endurance, + Intellect |
| (From the Future) | after the name | + Endurance, + Intellect |
| (Gentle Cycle Not Required) | after the name | + Endurance |
| of The Thick Head | after the name | + Endurance, + Intellect |
| for Balance | after the name | + Endurance, + Intellect |
Rings
| Name ending | Where it sits | Bonus |
|---|
| (Made from 100% Unknown Materials) | after the name | + Agility |
| (For Indoor or Outdoor Use Only!) | after the name | + Endurance |
| (Optional Brain Required) | after the name | + Intellect |
| (May Contain Traces of Nuts) | after the name | + Strength |
| (Some Assembly Required) | after the name | + Agility, + Endurance |
| (One Size Fits All) | after the name | + Agility, + Intellect |
| (Tested on Animals) | after the name | + Agility, + Strength |
| (This is Not a Toy) | after the name | + Endurance, + Intellect |
| (Do Not Remove Label) | after the name | + Endurance, + Strength |
| (Do Not Use While Sleeping) | after the name | + Intellect, + Strength |
Amulets
| Name ending | Where it sits | Bonus |
|---|
| (Made with Real 1s and 0s) | after the name | + Agility |
| (Made from Genuine Virtual Materials) | after the name | + Endurance |
| (Consists Mostly of Non-Hazardous Materials) | after the name | + Intellect |
| (Not Made in Townston) | after the name | + Strength |
| (Packed with Vitamins and Minerals) | after the name | + Agility, + Endurance |
| (Refurbished to be Almost Like New!) | after the name | + Agility, + Intellect |
| Certified, Pre-Pwned | in front of the name | + Agility, + Strength |
| Honest-to-Goodness | in front of the name | + Endurance, + Intellect |
| (Made From 100% Real Fake Gold) | after the name | + Endurance, + Strength |
| (Rated 9 out of 5 Moons by K.B. Power and Associates) | after the name | + Intellect, + Strength |
Jewelry prefixes
| Name ending | Where it sits | Bonus |
|---|
| Up-Sized | in front of the name | + % Character Size |
| Steam Rolling | in front of the name | + Damage |
| Bloodlusting | in front of the name | + Damage |
Ring prefixes
| Name ending | Where it sits | Bonus |
|---|
| Up-Sized | in front of the name | + % Character Size |