Weakened at Bernie's

In-game text

Journal text, offer, and turn-in as they appeared in game.

Journal: Go to Bernie's Backyard Brawl off Level 1 of MutantMania. Brawl against Jumping Josiah and then report back to Colonel Cabo in the MutantMania Training Center.

Offer:

Have you seen my assistant, Archimeates? Ah swear, that boy is as sharp as a knife made out of marbles. It's a joke, friend. You missed it.

On to business...Friend, Ah'm lookin'...Ah say, Ah'm looking t' represent a new competitor. Fighter, that is. Ah lost mah best one back-a-ways, and have been searching for a replacement ever since. Ah need someone with a strong back and a weak mind t' help me find a new fighter, and you...Ah say, you fit the role perfectly. The first part, friend, not the second.

Go...Ah say, go to Bernie's Backyard Brawl off Level 1 of MutantMania and take on Jumping Josiah. Ah'll give you some compensation for your time. When you're done, come back and tell me if he's a good fighter. Competitor, that is.

Turn-in:

You look...Ah say, you look like you went a few rounds with the champ. Manglefeet, that is.

So, how was Jumping Josiah? Not jumping any more, eh? Well, there's more where he came from. Stick around, friend. Ah may ask you t' research another competitor for me.

Objectives:

• Brawl with Jumping Josiah

Level range: 80–100