Monster Mash

In-game text

Journal text, offer, and turn-in as they appeared in game.

Journal: Go to the seventh level of The Mutanous Malaise and enter into J'aymz Fatfilled's Pad. Once there, find and kill Bobby Pickaxe. Once completed, return to The Mutanous Malaise Mezzanine and talk to Tipper Gourd.

Offer:

I was working late last night. Oh, my throbbing head. It feels like I took a chainmailed boot to my noggin. Don't just stand there. These sore muscles aren't going to rub themselves.

As a concerned citizen, I went down to the dungeon last night to make sure that everything was on the up and up and that nothing was corrupting the tender minds of the monsters. As I approached the gateway of the dungeon, I heard this horrible, but oh-so-infectious music. Something came over me and I had to find the source of this evil temptation. As I crept around the corner, I spied the most wicked, but strangely alluring monster. It was Bobby, sigh, Bobby Pickaxe. Something terrible swept over me while I hid there listening to that evil music. I...I wanted to move. Sinful moving. I wanted to jump in the middle of that monster smorgasbord and punch and kick 'til the Oroks fell down. It's him, Bobby and his Crypt Kickers, that are provoking the monsters to do that 'Moshing.' We simply cannot let that greasy, dirty, musky creature seduce me...seduce the other monsters into drooling morons no longer interested in kidnapping unwilling damsels. Go. Stop this abomination and his minions. Let me, Tipper Gourd, know when he's moved on. I can be found waiting here in The Mutanous Malaise Mezzanine.

Turn-in:

Bobby is dead...sob. No, no, I'm happy that you put an end to the good times...I mean menace that was Bobby. I'm sure the dungeons will return to their same old boring adventuresome ways soon. I suppose I could go home now and cross stitch. Why don't you stop by later. I might have a simple errand for you to run.

Objectives:

• Bobby Pickaxe

Level range: 35–50