The Pollution Is Yours!

In-game text

Journal text, offer, and turn-in as they appeared in game.

Journal: Kill Algor and Return to the Townston Commander.

Offer:

Algor has wiped out the Polluteers but he has not acquired any of the rings he was seeking. That is, thanks to you. Now he has to pay for what he has done. Kill Algor, Dungeon Runner! I used to wake up every morning and watch Captain Pollution and the Polluteers fight the environment, ruin drinkable water, and dump toxic waste for the good of Kingdomkind. Nothing could stand in their way. Not recycling, reducing, or even reusing!

Hunt down Algor in the Lair of the Snow Chieftain, off of Algor's Terror-Dome - Level 7, and make him pay for the crimes he has committed against the fertile lands of Algor's Terror-Dome and against this Kingdom! Return to me, the Townston Commander, here in Townston when Algor is no more.

Turn-in:

It is done. Good, now the souls of the Polluteers can rest and Captain Pollution can get the hip replacement surgery in peace. Well done, Dungeon Runner. I will sing the theme song from the show in their loving memory:

Garbage!
Burning tires!
Exhaust!
Yellow Snow!
Hate!

GO POLLUTION!

'With your powers combined I am Captain Pollution!'

Captain Pollution, he's like Nero,
Gonna take environmentalism down to zero,
He's our pollution magnified,
And he's contaminating the Kingdom's pride,


Captain Pollution, he's the man,
destroying the planet as fast as he can!
Gonna help him ruin the desire
Of tree-huggin' hippies across the empire!


'You'll pay for this Captain Pollution!'

Captain Pollution, he's our hero

(chanting) We're the Polluteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause hating our planet is the thing to do,
Cleaning and recycling is not the way,
Hear what Captain Pollution has to say:


'THE POLLUTION IS YOURS!!'

Still brings a tear to my eye! I can see you are crying too.

Objectives:

• Slay Algor

Level range: 15–25