The King's Hit List, Part 9

In-game text

Journal text, offer, and turn-in as they appeared in game.

Journal: You have a good feeling that Sir Ving N'Seacressy has asked you to go talk to the Townston Commander about the Guild of Shadows.

Offer:

You have served your Townston well, Dungeon Runner. You have uncovered that the Guild of Shadows has splintered into factions that are waging war against each other. You have uncovered the fact that Sir Prize is still ruining assassination missions and accidently killing his teammates. You have uncovered that the Guild of Shadows is trying to open up franchises in other dungeons. It seems like the only thing you didn't uncover was the fact that I'm secretly wearing female undergarments! Ha!

In fact you have proved so useful that the Townston Commander is seeking an audience with you. Head over to Townston and talk to the Townston Commander about the Guild of Shadows. I have a feeling that he has his sights set on the Queen of Shadows and he plans to use you as the projectile he launches at her. For old times sake, let me give you the objective in my top secret code speak.

If I were you, and I just told me to go and talk to the Townston Commander about the Guild of Shadows, I'd probably turn around and go to the Obelisk and then teleport to Townston and, more than likely, I'd go over to the Townston Commander and say something like, I see you and in your eyes is the knapsack taco. The knapsack taco that sweeps the multiverse.

Turn-in:

What the hell? Knapsack taco? Did you escape from the Home for those with Stupid Strength?

Level range: 45–100