The King's Hit List, Part 8

From Townstons

Quest Giver: Sir Ving N'Seacressy

Quest Type: Hunt/Collect

Quest Description: Kill the Guild of Shadows Second in Command in Level 7 of The Shadow's Embrace, collect the Proof of Pwnage, leave the mark of K.I.C.K.A.S.S.S. and report back to Sir Ving N'Seacressy.

Quest Reward: Gold and 1 King's Coin

Return to: Sir Ving N'Seacressy

Repeatable: No

Following Quest: The King's Hit List, Part 9

Zone: The Shadow's Embrace (Quest)

In-game text

Journal text, offer, and turn-in as they appeared in game.

Journal: Kill the Guild of Shadows Second in Command in Level 7 of The Shadow's Embrace, collect the Proof of Pwnage, leave the mark of K.I.C.K.A.S.S.S. and report back to Sir Ving N'Seacressy.

Offer:

What?! You read *THE* Book of the Shadows? The Book of the Shadows that rests on *THE* Book Stand of Book of the Shadows?! No one has ever read the Book of the Shadows and lived to tell about it.

*Sir Ving N'Seacressy looks around realizing that he has abandoned his secret code speak in his excitement*

That is to say, um, if you had...er, if you had possibly and supposedly read...and, uh, hypothetically speaking of course...oh forget it! This changes everything, forget the protocol! You say you read the book and that the Guild of Shadows has actually splintered into multiple assassin guilds and these splinter guilds are fighting each other for control of the dungeon? Well, that certainly shows that your reading and comprehension are equivalent to a level ten assassin. It also explains the Guild of Shadows inability to carry out the contracts from the King's Board of Trustees.

Well, you know what they say, when in the middle of a chaotic regime change, manipulate events to spin them in your favor! That is exactly what I plan on doing. I want you to go into Level 7 of the Shadow's Embrace and show the Guild of Shadows that we know they are weak. Go take out the Guild of Shadows Second in Command, collect the Proof of Pwnage, and leave the mark of K.I.C.K.A.S.S.S. where everyone can see it. When you are done return to me, Sir Ving N'Seacressy, here in the Shadow Gate.

And remember, Dungeon Runner, whittle the wood, shuck the chaff, and reap the chicken nuggets. Gosh-speed!

Turn-in:

You've seen to it that the Guild of Shadows knows we are coming for them? Nice work! Or should I say, Hey, Dungeon Runner, you've got gum in your nasal passage, stupid.

Objectives:

  • Kill the Guild of Shadows Second in Command
  • Collect the Proof of Pwnage ×1
  • Leave the Mark of K.I.C.K.A.S.S.S. ×1

Level range: 45–100