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Journal text, offer, and turn-in as they appeared in game.

Journal: Head into the branches of the lower areas of The Mutanous Malaise. Find and kill Fire Fade creatures in these areas to collect 30 Stained Glass Bear LPs and 30 Yodel at The Moon LPs. Once completed, return to Tipper Gourd in The Mutanous Malaise Mezzanine.

Offer:

Let me read to you an account from one of my morality enforcers.

'This beat that the demons today....

'Have nurtured and fostered....

'Is inspired by the powers of heck!

'And there are young people that are in these rock groups that are pulling off their clothes in full view of thousands of young people. There asks the question when guards dare not step in with the air thick with incense, a hundred thousand kids! The huge pulsating orbs that beat off the music as blood lusted entertainers and performers beat upon the guitars and drums and the strings. Those young people that ripped off their clothes and acted like animals...

'They said it's the music.

'It's the music!

'And I really didn't know what I was doing, they said...

'I just pulled off my clothes and I had to do it!'

Does that not horrify and shock your moral fiber to its core? When I first heard this, my first thought was to shower and scrub my skin with a sandpaper. I wanted to follow that up with 8 hours of rocking in a fetal position. Lucky for me, someone was there to slap me silly until I snapped out of it. I mean picturing all those writhing and wriggling bodies. Oh my! I needed a rub down just to help ease my mind and rid myself of those tainted images.

You now know how dangerous this rock music can be. It's like a gateway into a seedy lifestyle. Now couple that with back masking and you see the true appetite for destruction these groups have and their lust for violence. That is why I need your help in getting rid of all the recordings you can rip from their dead hands.

The Fire Fade in the lower branches of Mutanous Malaise dungeon have been handing out these discs of evil incarnate. Think of the children, think of the impressionable young. This cannot continue. This aggression will not stand. Head down there and procure their record collection by any means necessary. If they have an issue with it, tell them Tipper Gourd has an issue with their existence. Find me in The Mutanous Malaise Mezzanine when you have completed this task.

Turn-in:

Look to me in the future. Should I appear as if I have suddenly come up with a grand scheme and a point of inspirational light is above my head, then you will know I have a task for you.

Objectives:

• Yodel at The Moon LP ×30
• Stained Glass Bear LP ×30

Level range: 40–50