Lovely Little Bumps

In-game text

Journal text, offer, and turn-in as they appeared in game.

Journal: Make your way to Nether Crypts and silence Countess Crypt Mistress.

Offer:

Words direct from the mouth of the Scribe of the King's Bishop came to my ears just while you were nodding off there. What a great Dungeon Runner you are, falling asleep on the job. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the reason you win against these silly monsters is only because you fall asleep and fall over on them with your sword pointing in just the right way.

You would never make a good dog walker you know that. It takes dilligence and skill and the ability to NOT FALL ASLEEP WHILE ON THE JOB!

Back to business, The Scribe of the King's Bishop has declared the song 'My Bump, My Bump, My Bump, My Lovely Little Monster Bumps', as sung by Countess Crypt Mistress is now no longer a song or singer that is sanctioned by the Dungeon Running Music Association due to not paying the proper royalty, performance and parody fees to the Dungeon Running Music Association's excessive tax collecting music depriving agency.

Because I am such a dilligent dog walker, I of course can not in my right mind take this dog down to the Nether Crypts and expose it to the corrupt music of Countess Crypt Mistress. No this is a job for you O'sleepy Dungeon Runner. Please do not forget to take ear plugs and blinders with you, as that will help keep you from becoming a defiled, distracted, dozing Dungeon Runner.

When you have made sure that Countess Crypt Mistress will no longer sing her song, come back here to me Sam the King's Bishop's Knight's Stable Boy's Dog Walker here at Balzack's Base Camp..

Turn-in:

zzz...

Oh my, No I was not asleep, I was just making sleeping noises to try to make the dog fall asleep, yes that's it. Here take this and leave me alone for a few moments. I have to keep pretending to sleep to keep this dog calm..

Objectives:

• Countess Crypt Mistress

Level range: 55–100