Kvasier Drink Delivery

In-game text

Journal text, offer, and turn-in as they appeared in game.

Journal: Go to side area off Level 3 of Ratsputin's Gulag and deliver a Kvasier drink to Fah'gorn the Decemberist.

Offer:

Khodebshchik has surely outdone herself. 'Divine' is not the word for it, so I'm dropping it from the name and calling this golden liquid of heaven 'Kvasier'!

Khodebshchik puts the rich back in Cavier with Kvasier!

How about 'Khodebshchik puts the chic in your drink! Dare to drink Kvasier!'

I like you, kid. Really, I do. You amuse me, but a muse you are not.

How about I just use your talents for whatever some higher power has deemed you worthy of. Ha ha...I'm you to the power of two, that makes me the higher power. Ha ha ha ha...he he he. Heh. You are no fun. I kid, I kid!

There is a person by the name of Fah'gorn who is in a cave found off of the third level of Ratsputin's Gulag. Fah'gorn is awaiting his order of Khodebshchik's Kvasier to be delivered. Find him and give him this, please. When you are done, return to the gifted and talented Khodebshchik here in Ratsputin's Holding Cell. I will have more work for hire.

Turn-in:

Watcha, I-I-I say, whatcha got there, son? Hm...are you tryin' to say this-here drink is some of that-there 'Kavas EEE Air'??? It smells just like something my pa once compared to shinola, except it wasn't shinola. Smell that? It's as foul as two hundred chickens locked up in a coop, and that's a lot of fowl. Now, imagine it's been a hot summer and then you're sent in to clean it all up without any mint to rub on your upper lip because your pa thinks it builds character. Now that's the, uh, I say, that's the sort of foul that I'm talking about.

You see how I worked the word foul in there? No, because if you were a sea, you'd be the Dead Sea. That's because your humor is all dry! There is no water in the Dead Sea, like there's no humor in you. Now, let me explore this-here 'Kavas EEE Air' from the inside, inside of mah belly.

Well, paint me green, stick me in a jar with dill, and call me a pickle! This, uh, I say, this 'Kavas EEE Air' is mighty tasty. It's like hundreds of adventurers all died and were poured into my mouth, because it's so good people are dying to get in. Hm...there was almost a joke there, it just sort of ran flat, like your foot. Hah! I pulled one out anyway!

It's a joke you see. Flat. Foot. Flat foot! You're too short, they just jump right over you.

Thanks for your troubles kid, here's some round metal for your pocket...coins, that is.

Objectives:

• Kvasier Drink ×1

Level range: 75–100