Guild:GeebusLovesMe
| GeebusLovesMe <GEEBUS> | |
|---|---|
| Image:Guild- GuildName | |
| Leader | LordGoshAlmighty |
| Officers | Niqi |
| No. of members | 2 |
| Webpage | http://www.alienempire.org |
| VoIP | Yes/No/Coming Soon |
| Language | English |
| IRC channel | N/A |
| Forums | http://www.dungeonrunners.com |
| Time zone | GMT-5 |
Contents |
Guild Overview
GeebusLovesMe is a posse for Bling Gnomes who Love their 'owners'.
We all know that with any pet, you really don't own it--it owns you, and GeebusLovesMe embraces that woderful pet/owner relationship!
Membership Requirements
Membership requirements for <GEEBUS> are that obviously, you have to have a Bling Gnome (how else could he love you if you didn't have a Bling Gnome?), so it is a posse for 'Members' only, and that you play on the Members Only server (World 2). Your Bling Gnome will need to accompany you to your 'swearing in / joining ceremony', to vouch for your claim that he indeed Loves you. He may remain silent at the joining ceremony: His presence at your side is evidence enough that he cares.
General Information & Posse Policies
If you feel that Geebus Loves you, is the Savior of your coin-collecting efforts and resolving what to do with all the excessive 'garbage loot' that previously had just littered your dungeons, and if you don't mind a little 'stink' on your coins (or the occasional item), you may be eligible for membership in GeebusLovesMe.
Additionally, you must have and maintain a desire to be a part of our posse, and finally, you will need to portray yourself in an honorable, ethical manner at all times while being a member in our posse--we don't like scallywags, scurvy dogs, riff-raff, weasles, or other varmints in our posse, pardner, so if you fit one of those categories, you'd best be movin' on to another posse with less 'standards'. Pirates--properly attired--are of course, always welcome! (pix can be sent to lordgoshalmighty@dr.com for consideration for our web page!
Of course, you must also meet certain membership criteria, and perform the mysterious sacred rituals and pass the guild membership test, but if you feel that Geebus loves you enough to help you through the trials and tribulations ahead of you, you just may have what it takes to be one of us.
A Side Note
--Actually, contrary to all that mumbo-jumbo, our posse is VERY laid back & extremely casual, run by a mid-40 year old medically disabled animator/exeutive producer (in real life), and his wife. We're mostly mature, but can be silly and irreverent as well at times, and look to have fun with like-minded individuals, regardless of age. If you're looking for a no-pressure, social, family-type guild without drama, this is probably the guild you're looking for. If you're a drama whore, like to instigate problems, whine, complain, spam links to gear in posse chat, or beg for items or help or anything else for that matter, you're probably not going to like being in our guild.
More Posse Policies
Vulgarity is extremely frowned upon, but innuendos (within a PG-13 level of crudeness) are generally ok, along with an occasional 'heck', 'darn' or 'shuckydarn(tm)'. We aren't prudish by any stretch of the imagination, but really--swearing in posse chat only goes to show your own immaturity--so just don't do it. Americanized English is the standard language of our posse, and should be used at all times, simply for the consideration of other members who are not polyglots.
We don't really go out of our way to look to recruit younger players (under 18) for our posse, but we will accept them on a 'trial' basis if they wish to apply, (since there are some VERY mature young people who, in a lot of cases, present themselves much more maturely than those 'older' individuals), so age really isn't a 'requirement' for membership--just that you act appropriately.
If new members show competency, maturity, sociability, and a willingness to interact with the posse, and they want to remain in our posse, they're free to stay. Being a jerk or violating terms of proper in-game behavior will most likely result in a quick boot from the posse. Our posse has a good reputation, and as a member, actions at all times reflect upon our posse, so we're going to go out of our way to protect our good image within the Dungeon Runners community.
Our posse is a 'membership at-will' posse, in that a member is under absolutely no obligation to remain a member. If you wish to leave to join another posse, feel free to do so, but unless there's some extenuating circumstances, you most likely won't be allowed to return to the posse. On the other hand, only LordGoshAlmighty will have the ability to remove anyone from the posse, and will do so only when it is determined that a member needs to be removed for the 'good of the guild'. There will be absolutely no arbitrary kicking people from the guild for 'joke' or 'humorous' purposes...to me, that's just total disrespect to the guild member being 'booted', and it makes the guild look insignificant, as they care so little about what membership implies that it would be used as a 'joke' to dangle over someone. NO ONE will ever get kicked out of GeebusLovesMe without a valid reason for it happening.
Questions, suggestions, ideas on how to improve the guild, offers to lead/run guild events (both online and offline/RL), problems, disputes, and all guild-related issues should be directed to LordGoshAlmighty. There is no 'democracy' or 'voting' to make guild decisions, as that just ties things up in bureaucracy. One leader, who listens, takes advice from all, and attempts at all times to make the 'right' or 'ethical' choice is what this posse is about. Multiple leaders only leads to confusion and power struggles, and drama, and out of the 3, I'll take option 4 (D: None of the above) anytime. LordGoshAlmighty's door is always open, and he'll be glad to discuss anything with anyone regarding whatever at any time via e-mail (lordgoshalmighty@dr.com)
All members are encouraged to help/assist other members, but it is NOT a requirement.
That does NOT give lower members the right to ask/beg for items in posse chat.
Same goes with begging for people to run you through dungeons.
Posse members are NOT PL'ing tools for lazy people. If a higher level player OFFERS to run posse members through a dungeon, feel free to take them up on the offer, but do not use posse chat for spamming for help/assistance.
Complaints about excessive abuse of the goodwill of posse members or excessive begging will be addressed, so hey--just chill out, play the game, earn your gear/levels, and if someone OFFERS help or gear, feel free to accept, but don't be rude/obnoxious about asking for it.
Latest News
Politicians still suck, no matter what party they represent.
Petting dogs that are burning is not a good idea.
Licking dogs that are burning is an even worse idea.
If you hold your left hand perpendicular to the surface plane of the Earth, and make a fist, then extend the index finger, followed by positioning the thumb vertically, you have created the classic 'gun' position with your left hand. Now, if you rotate your left hand clockwise 90 degrees, so that your thumb is paralell with the surface plane of the Earth, and then bring your left hand up so that it rests easily upon your forehead, you are then able to do the "Detroit Lions Cheer". Simply Say "Gooooo Lions" and extend your arm forward and upward from your forehead, showing off the "L" you've made with your hand, so that you can show your support for the amazingly awesome Detroit Lions NFL football team (who, at the time of this writing, are now 0-5 on the season, and are quite the "LOSERS" as the salute implies.
Members
LordGoshAlmighty (of course Geebus loves him!)
Niqi (LordGoshAlmighty's RL Wife--She gets double love--but not at the same time, or in the same way)
Non Members
If you're not listed above, you are on this list! Congrats!
How to Apply for Membership
Send a tell to LordGoshAlmighty or Niqi in-game and ask to join. Really--it's that easy. We're friendly folks, in the 40-50'ish age range, and we're pretty casual about things, and are looking for good people to join us for fun.
Check out alienempire.org for more info on LordGoshAlmighty n' stuff
Other Stuff
Um...I dunno...e-mail me and tell me what I missed! (lordgoshalmighty@dr.com)