Fangstah Records
From Townstons
Quest Giver: Tipper Gore
Quest Type: Collect
Quest Description: Collect 30 Squ Dang Clan records from Divine Whiskerlings in the Upper Mutanous Malaise and return to Tipper Gourd in The Mutanous Malaise Mezzanine.
Quest Reward: Gold
Return to: Tipper Gore
Repeatable: No
Following Quest: Incendiary Record Artists
Zone: The Mutanous Malaise
In-game text
Journal text, offer, and turn-in as they appeared in game.
Journal: Collect 30 Squ Dang Clan records from Divine Whiskerlings in the Upper Mutanous Malaise and return to Tipper Gourd in The Mutanous Malaise Mezzanine.
Offer:
I just saw something in town that has me overly concerned and, as the President of the Citizen Action Committee, I feel that we most do something about it. That little boy Dorcas--you know, the one that has the parents that have to work for a living--was wearing these long baggy chain mail britches and had a helmet tilted to one side of his head.
Now, I had overheard his parents talking while they were shopping in the market this morning. It was very loud in there, but I made sure that I stayed as close as possible to them so I could hear their conversation as best as I could.
It seems Dorcas is sneaking into Mutanous Malaise and buying 'records.' Yes, you heard me, 'records.' And apparently, his favorite record is from a group called 'Squ Dang Clan.' The group's name just sounds indecent, immoral, and obscene. So, naturally, the music has to be filled with content that is chock full of explicit ideas. The kind of ideas that could warp a child's fragile and malleable mind. And that must be the reason Dorcas is dressing in a manner that offends me.
I want you to take your oldest, dirtiest bastard sword and head to Mutanous Malaise and collect at least 30 Squ Dang Clan records. Divine Whiskerlings are known to like this kind of perversion. Bring these records back to The Mutanous Malaise Mezzanine and I, Tipper Gourd, will place some sort of warning on them, so parents will know that I know how to be a proper parent to their children.
Turn-in:
Thank you for bring the records to me so that I can place these little stickers on them. The stickers read: 'This record is dirty, dirty, dirty. And you are a bad, bad, bad parent if you let your children listen to its filthy, filthy, filthy music. Because I said so.'
I could use your loyalty to the cause and skills in the future. Find me when you are ready to help me clean up more of this filth.
Objectives:
- Squ Dang Clan LPs ×30
Level range: 33–50