False Idolatries

In-game text

Journal text, offer, and turn-in as they appeared in game.

Journal: Find and kill Kill'em Klarkzon in Deathtroit, Impaler Nix in Cleaveland, and Sanjyna in H.E.L.L.A. Return to Chuck McBarris in Frump's Interdungeonal Resort on completion.

Offer:

In Frump's dungeon we continue to have former idols who return. It reminds me of when you feed a stray animal. Once you feed these folks some fame, they just keep coming back for more. I know we have asked you to remove them before, so we are asking that you help us once again. You know their weaknesses, where they loiter, and you can easily recognize them from the others in the area.

Find Kill'em Klarkzon, Impaler Nix, and Sanjyna. Let them know they are no longer wanted and if they give you any lip or back talk, feel free to thump them on the head. Just make sure they are gone. We don't want to see them about anymore. What does Chuck have to do? Bang a gong to signal it's time for these move on? Hah, return to wiley 'ol Chuck McBarris in Frump's Interdungeonal Resort when these three stooges are gone.

Turn-in:

Some people never learn, some people can't take a hint, and some people are too poor to pay attention. I think that about sums up all of our Idols that keep returning. We aren't a charity and we already did them a favor by giving them their fifteen minutes. That's why we are asking for you to do some of our dirty work and get rid of them for us. What do you say?

Objectives:

• Kill'em Klarkzon
• Impaler Nix
• Sanjyna

Level range: 30–45