Crushing the Competition
From Townstons
Quest Giver: Sam 'Dog Walker'
Quest Type: Kill
Quest Description: Follow the sounds of the crushing beat to Crypts R Us the lair of Crushious the Head Banging Crusher, and crush him!
Quest Reward: Gold and 1 King's Coin
Return to: Sam 'Dog Walker'
Repeatable: No
Zone: Balzack's Burrow
In-game text
Journal text, offer, and turn-in as they appeared in game.
Journal: Follow the sounds of the crushing beat to Crypts R Us the lair of Crushious the Head Banging Crusher, and crush him!
Offer:
It is like a weight upon my chest, a crushing feeling, something dreadful is happening inside of Balzack's Burrow. The power of Gosh fills me with the need to stomp in the area where Crypts R Us is. The crushing pressure on my chest must be a sign that Crushious the Head Banging Crusher is playing!
This is a terrible sign indeed. The power of Gosh is usually only something that the King or the Bishop or even his Knight is filled with. I do not understand that me a lowly dog walker can be filled with such energy and the need to pass a gaseous blast.
Well now that I think about it, that feeling could just be a small touch of angina and killer stomach from the quadruple wisker meat and mutant cheese taco burrito pizza I had for breakfast.
Never mind that, just go down to Crypts R Us and tell me if it was a sign from gosh or just bad gas. I would suggest leaving with much haste Dungeon Runner, but do not forget to return to me Sam the King's Bishop's Knight's Stable boy's dog walker here at Balzack's Base camp. Hopefully by then the impending smell will have dissipated.
Turn-in:
You took long enough! I bet you didn't even realize that they had to send in the Townston Emergency Medical Response Team all the way down here to Balzack's Base Camp. That gaseous blast made Javier over there pass out, and Anise Rawgers started to cry uncontrollably and shiver. It was a disaster, they even had to perform CCPR (Canine Cardiac Pulmonary Resuscitation) on the poor dog. I guess it was not a message from Gosh after all.
You what? Crushious the Head Banging Crusher was down in Crypts R Us! It truly was a sign from Gosh then. Gosh sure does work in Gosh darn strange ways, and smells too.
Well here you go, I guess it is the least I can give you for your troubles. I think it is about time to walk this dog back to Townston. Take care Dungeon Runner.
Remember my name Sam the King's Bishop's Knight's Stable Boy's Dog Walker. I will someday rule this whole land er something...
Objectives:
- Crushious the Head Banging Crusher
Level range: 55–100