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Journal text, offer, and turn-in as they appeared in game.

Journal: In Level 1 of Algernon, kill the Particularly Rude Broodling. Afterward, talk to Sir Kent the Artisan to get figurines painted.

Offer:

The Commander's favorite painter is an artisan named Sir Kent, who chooses to live in Algernon rather than with the kind, understanding, and mostly bathed citizens of Townston. Something about artistic immersion and finding the chipotle of truth in one's soul. Visiting Sir Kent is usually not a problem, but recently there has been a Particularly Rude Broodling bullying him and has forced Sir Kent to lock his door to avoid getting bullied.

I need you to go to Level 1 of Algernon and take care of this Particularly Rude Broodling, so that Sir Kent will unlock his door and you will then have access to his services. Once you get Sir Kent to paint the figurines return to me, the Townston Lieutenant, here in Townston.

One more thing. I know the urge might be powerful, but DO NOT play with the Commander's dolls. He will throw a fit. Have you ever seen the Townston Commander throw a fit? It is like watching someone use Cleave, Righteous Stomp, Butcher, and Soul Rend, who then mixes in some incoherent blubbering and about a gallon of tears and slobber. It is not pretty and, in the end, the Townston Commander's mom comes out to see what is going on. At that point you better run because she is like a heat-seeking cannonball and she will start spanking anything that moves.

Turn-in:

How was fighting the Particularly Rude Broodling? Did he try to make you pick up the tab? Call you while you were asleep? Pass gas? Drink your last potion? I would have killed it myself, but I am out of shape and not motivated by the material world of loot. And it would totally kill me. Seriously, I think that creature had its wedgie skill leveled up to the max. Someone really needs to nerf that skill, it is totally overpowered. Bah! Do not even get me started about this dungeon! I bet you are here to get some figurines painted for the Townston Commander, aren't you?

Objectives:

Slain Particularly Rude Broodling
Unpainted Broodling Figurine ×1
Unpainted Blademaster Figurine ×1
Unpainted Venomspitter Figurine ×1
Unpainted Sissirat Figurine ×1

Level range: 10–20

Revision history of Mission: Get 'Em All Painted