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Journal text, offer, and turn-in as they appeared in game.

Journal: Find Baby

Offer:

There was a dancer in here not to long ago. It wasn't one of those hobo-monsters either, it was a real life person. I haven't seen any of her kind, well since the last open juice bar in Cryptacular. I don't go in there mind you. To much face paint for me to feel at home. Any ways I think the lady said her name was Baby.

She was dancing funny like I tell you, she stood next to me, and grabbed on to my shoulder. That made my back ache mind you, I am an old man after all. I can't just go dancing crazy new moves I don't know these days. I have to watch out for my hip, my spine, my canckles, and my spleen. Did you know how important your spleen is to dancing? No? Well let me tell you, the spleen is the very most important.... zzz... zzz...

Bwah! Why did you scare me again? Did you ever teach those monsters to 'Drop to the Ground'? What oh you did? Ok, what were we talking about again?... A lady named Baby? That's right, go find her and ask if she ever did teach those hobo's her special dance.

Turn-in:

Dumb monsters made me sit in this corner, they don't want to learn my awesome horizontal line dance. They just want to shuffle their feet and look at the floor. I think this club stinks..

Level range: 56–100

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